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Disclaimer: Mortal Kombat doesn't belong to me. I also do not own nor work for Polo Ralph Lauren, of which I have never been to, so I apologize for any inaccuracies.

Title: Shopping Strifes</i>
Author: Me.
Fandom: Mortal Kombat
Rating; Genre: T/PG-13; Humor
Notes: Prequel to Happy Birthday, Get Well Soon
Summary: Shopping with the two most reluctant shoppers in the world can’t be easy. So pity poor Johnny and Kitana.

( But first, why don’t we wander over to the men’s section of the store and find something a little less...reclusive-Grandmaster-ice-man-extraordinaire-chic, huh? )

Disclaimer: I don't own Mortal Kombat, Tide Stain Removing Pen, or Febreze, nor am I hired by those companies to advertise their product.

Title: Happy Birthday, Get Well Soon
Author: Me.
Fandom: Mortal Kombat
Rating; Genre: T/PG-13; Humor
Notes: A bit AU from the DOTR series, borrows characters from MK games.
Summary: Stryker knew about bad birthdays. This took the cake in all its pink-frosted, happy-smiley-faced glory. An exercise in how cracked I can make a birthday turn out.

( Of course, after he had recovered from the minor black out, Stryker wished he had stayed unconscious. Because then Johnny had the gall to give him his birthday present. )

Disclaimer: I don't own FFX, anything familiar isn't mine, etc.

Title: Stuck in a Room You Can't Get Out Of
Author: Me.
Fandom: FFX
Rating; Genre: T/PG-13; General/Humor
Summary: Trapped together, Rikku busies herself with irritating Auron while the guardian wonders what he’s done to deserve this. WARNING: Contains hints of Aurikku. A future-verse fic, set after the end of FFX but also an AU, considering certain people’s...liveliness. So, spoilers if you haven't finished the game.

( A Mental Whatsits for Sin’s Hee-noss Stratatagom Against the Great and Mighty Blitzball! )


Troy: It's not a video-game... it's a flight simulator.
Neville Flynn: Is that PlayStation or Xbox?
...
Neville: Brakes, Troy! Put your ass into it!
Troy: Uh, this part ain't in the game!
Neville: Is crashing part of the game, huh?!
Troy: I don't know, man! I usually just hit 'reset' and start the level over!
[Neville sees that they are about to collide with a building.]
Neville: Oh shit, left! Left! Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!
...
Neville: All praises to the PlayStation!
Troy: Hell yeah! Whose house is this? Troy's house! That's right, fuck Randy! Fuck Randy and his high score! That's my own brother and I say fuck him! --Snakes On a Plane

Disclaimer: Mortal Kombat does not belong to me. It belongs to Midway and the brilliant people who came up with it.

Title: An Oreo Truce
Author: me.
Summary: Sonya comes to a grudging respect of Stryker. Set in the DOTRverse, rather than the games. A oneshot filler.
Rated: PG.

( The humor of their entrapment was completely lost upon her and the team. )

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. I am not Masashi Kishimoto. Therefore, Naruto does not belong to me (but believe me, I’m working on it, as well as several others).

Title: Senbon Issues
Author: Me.
Summary: It’s Genma’s birthday soon, but he’s been bothering Iruka with his damn senbon. What to get the Jounin? Iruka tries to play devious, but Genma turns the tables on the sensei. Warnings of slight swearing and yaoi innuendo.
Note: This was meant to be a simple piece where Iruka gets Genma good. But...it didn’t end that way.
Rated: PG-13-ish for the sexual innuendo and swearing.

( One of these days you’re going to trip and fall and pierce your tonsils with that thing. )

Disclaimer: BtVS is not mine. Really, would I have to bother writing this if I did own it?
Title: Of Colds and Dogs and Ticking Clocks
Author: Me.
Summary: Willow doesn’t feel good. Willow goes to the nice doctor. The nice doctor prescribes her a nice narcotic. Pointless one-shot.
Note: Based on real events, although I was in Buffy’s predicament, not Willow’s.
Rated: PG.

( The dresser remained wooden, closed, and devoid of any dogs. )

The very, absolute, exactly first Final Fantasy fic I ever wrote.

Typical Disclaimer-ness: I don’t own FFX, anything familiar ain’t mine, yadda yadda.

Title: The Things You Do To Friends
Author: Me.
Fandom: Final Fantasy X; no pairings
Summary: Tidus’ group is joined by a revived Braska, Jecht, and Auron for the purpose of...... something. Jecht relays to Tidus and the gang an incident during Braska’s pilgrimage Auron would have rather kept private. Little does Jecht know, Auron has a nasty streak as wide, if not wider, as his.
Rating: T/PG-13 for language, alcohol, and a reference to adultish content.

( 'Choking Jecht to death is wrong.' 'I’m sure Tidus won’t begrudge me the opportunity.' )

Xander: Hey, wait 'til you have an evil twin, see how you handle it.
Willow: I handled it fine. --Buffy the Vampire Slayer

An FFX fanfic, Isaaru-centric. I don't know how it went, it's the first FFX fanfic that isn't one of the main 7's POV.

Disclaimer: Final Fantasy X doesn’t belong to me. The title of this work and the four italicized lines below belong to Thomas Gray, taken from his Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard. The only thing I come remotely close to owning is the town Riverridge, which comes from the name of a high school in my area, so I don’t even really own that.

Title: And Shut the Gates of Mercy on Mankind
Author: ffjunkie42/sagdragon3002
Fandom: Final Fantasy X; Isaaru-centric, Yuna, Maroda, and Pacce cameos
Summary: Isaaru nurses his losses after losing to Yuna in the Aeon battle.
Rating/Warning: K+/PG, Spoilers for end of FFX

( Then again, he wasn't a summoner anymore. )

Here is the "hidden" chapter to my fanfic An Ice Cream-Capade. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, you can still take a look, but unless you're a Mortal Kombat fan you probably won't have any interest in this. If you find your interest piqued, you can go look at the other chapters via:

here

Just scroll down until you see the link titled An Ice CreamCapade, click, and read. It's optional to leave a review, but I have a hit counter so I know how many people have clicked on it, SO HAHAHA, YOUR ANONYMITY IS COMPROMISED! ....I'm in a weird mood today....sorry....

Disclaimer: I do not own Mortal Kombat.

Title: An Ice Cream-Capade: E-mails, Running Low on Ice Cream, and Comfy Stolen Goods
Author: Me.
Rating: PG-13 (or, as FF.net has it, "T"), just to be safe.

( E-mails, Running Low on Ice Cream, and Comfy Stolen Goods )

Here's a EUReKA fic.

Disclaimer: EUReKA isn't mine.

Title: Dartboard of Eureka
Author: me.
Fandom: EUReKA; Jack Carter, Allison Blake, SARAH
Rating/Warnings: PG; minor cussing and spoilers for and up to Blink; based on aired order, not production.
Summary: Jack ponders while Dylan’s in custody. A “missing scene” fic set between Jack’s showdown with Dylan and the baseball game.

( Was there a physical dartboard with his picture on it and several darts prodding him? If there were, he should go grab the thing and hide it away. It was probably hanging in Stark’s office. )

Beginning the process of posting my fanfic here. Huzzah. Keep in mind: I have 2 other online "identities" in addition to this one. It isn't plagiarism if you see this on the LJ for ffjunkie42 or on ff.net under the penname sagdragon3002. Otherwise....yeah. It's been plagiarized.

And....I so did not realize how well the "long day" Jack icon fit with this fic....I wrote this before I even saw the icon, soooo....freaky.

Now. Onto my first-written EUReKA fanfic.

Disclaimer: I don't own EUReKA. I make no profit from this, etc. etc.

Title: Longer Still
Author: me.
Rating: PG-13 or T.
Warnings/Spoilers: Eureka doesn't belong to me. Has two little bad words and a brief, hypothetical mention of drugs. Spoilers for up to Many Happy Returns
Pairings: None. It's a Jack/Zoe interaction piece.
Summary: Jack’s had a long, hard day. It’s about to become even longer.

( SARAH welcomes you to the Carter residence. )