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An Ice Cream-Capade--Hidden Chapter
Here is the "hidden" chapter to my fanfic An Ice Cream-Capade. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, you can still take a look, but unless you're a Mortal Kombat fan you probably won't have any interest in this. If you find your interest piqued, you can go look at the other chapters via:
here
Just scroll down until you see the link titled An Ice CreamCapade, click, and read. It's optional to leave a review, but I have a hit counter so I know how many people have clicked on it, SO HAHAHA, YOUR ANONYMITY IS COMPROMISED! ....I'm in a weird mood today....sorry....
Disclaimer: I do not own Mortal Kombat.
Title: An Ice Cream-Capade: E-mails, Running Low on Ice Cream, and Comfy Stolen Goods
Author: Me.
Rating: PG-13 (or, as FF.net has it, "T"), just to be safe.
A tale told in e-mail format, simply for a change of pace. Was written in email format before I had an ff.net account, and therefore didn't know their anti-anything-but-story-and-poetry-forma
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 02:23:54
From: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
To: Liu Kang <mkchamp@defenders.com>
Subject: Stryker & Sonya
Hey Liu,
What do you think is going on with Stryker and Sonya? They’ve been arguing a lot lately, and it seems more...antagonistic than usual. Any thoughts?
Ray
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 02:30:13
From: Liu Kang <mkchamp@defenders.com>
To: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:Stryker & Sonya
Rayden
First off, IT’S TWO THIRTY IN THE MORNING!
>What do you think is going on with Stryker and Sonya?
This is a loaded question. Do you honestly need an answer? I don’t think this e-mail has enough memory for that.
>They’ve been arguing a lot lately, and it seems more. . . antagonistic than usual. Any thoughts?
Yes, I have several thoughts on the matter. Most important of which is IT’S TWO THIRTY IN THE MORNING! and second-most important of which is WHO CARES AT TWO THIRTY IN THE MORNING?! The thought that will help you most in this situation is that sooner or later it’ll all come out in the open. In the meantime, why don’t you try asking *them* about it, rather than people who are trying to SLEEP at TWO THIRTY IN THE MORNING?!
Sincerely,
Liu
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 02:41:46
From: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
To: Liu Kang <mkchamp@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:Stryker & Sonya
2 things, Liu.
1. Sorry about the earliness of the e-mail.
2. Wow. Cranky in the mornings, aren’t we?
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 02:50:06
From: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
To: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: What’s Up?
You two:
What is the matter between the two of you? You have been mad at each other a lot more than is deemed normal lately. Anything the rest of us can do to help decrease the chances of a demolished base?
Ray
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 02:51:12
From: Liu Kang <mkchamp@defenders.com>
To: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:Stryker & Sonya
Rayden,
I accept your apology and YES, I AM CRANKY THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING!
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 04:32:59
From: Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
To: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:What’s Up?
Yes, there is something you can do for me. Tell that certain blonde woman that is an eternal pain in my side to give me back what is MINE. She’ll understand.
Stryker
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 04:33:24
From: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
To: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:What’s Up?
Ray
There’s nothing to worry about. Stryker just refuses to acknowledge one little fact.
Sonya
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 04:52:06
From: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
To: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:What’s Up?
Sonya
Would that one little fact be that you have something of his? If so, I think you should give up this fight and give it back, whatever it is.
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 05:05:16
From: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
To: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:What’s Up?
It’s mine, fair and square. I’m not giving them back.
And why the heck are you e-mailing so early in the morning for? Don’t you sleep?
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 05:10:47
From: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
To: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:What’s Up?
1. When you’re a god, you don’t need sleep so much.
2. Do I want to know *why* you think whatever you got from Stryker was won fair and square?
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 05:14:20
From: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
To: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:What’s Up?
Why does Sonya think it (whatever ‘it’ is) is hers fairly? And just for clarification, what exactly *is* ‘it’?
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 05:24:49
From: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
To: Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: IT’S MINE!
Stryker,
Give up. It’s mine. I’m not giving it back.
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 05:30:00
From: Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
To: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:IT’S MINE!
Sonya,
I have no idea how that brain (if one can call whatever is up in your head a brain) of yours works, nor do I care. They are mine. Do you hear me? MINE!
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 05:36:19
From: Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
To: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:What’s Up?
>Why does Sonya think it (whatever ‘it’ is) is hers fairly?
How in the world should *I* know? As I’ve just recently e-mailed to her, I don’t know how her brain works. And I don’t care. I just want what’s mine back.
>And just for clarification, what exactly *is* it?
Don’t concern yourself with details. JUST MAKE HER GIVE IT BACK!
And btw, we’re running low on NY French Vanilla. Do you think you could swing by the store and pick some up?
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 05:45:19
From: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
To: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: I’m serious here
The two of you need to start acting like adults and explain IN DETAIL what is wrong. I won’t have anymore ‘don’t concern yourself with details’ and ‘it’s mine fair and square’. Either come out with it, or I will hunt the two of you down and choke you with Nightwolf’s cooking.
And yes, Stryker, I can go out and get some more ice cream. Mint Chocolate Chip is getting too low for comfort anyhow.
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 05:55:13
From: Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
To: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:I’m serious here
Fine, you want to know why I’m so P.O.’ed? She stole my ice cream.
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 05:55:14
From: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
To: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:I’m serious here
If he tells you I stole his ice cream, you should know that he first robbed my stereo.
Sonya
P.S. could you get some World Class Chocolate, too?
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 07:28:37
From: Liu Kang <mkchamp@defenders.com>
To: Nightwolf Lodestar <indiansrock@defenders.com>
Subject: Kitchen
Thanks for your help in the kitchen, even if it didn’t go right. Why is baking a cake so difficult? And do you think Stryker will know it’s us that ruined ‘his’ kitchen?
Liu
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 07:45:15
From: Nightwolf Lodestar <indiansrock@defenders.com>
To: Liu Kang <mkchamp@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:Kitchen
>Thanks for your help in the kitchen, even if it didn’t go right.
No problem, Liu. Just remember: It’s *your* fault.
>Why is baking a cake so difficult?
It’s called yeast. Yeast and temperature, to be exact.
>And do you think Stryker will know it’s us that ruined ‘his’ kitchen?
We cleaned up everything, Liu. No one else was there to see us. Of course Stryker will know it’s us. Somehow he always knows what happens in the kitchen.
I wouldn’t worry too much, though. It’s clean. Right?
NW
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 08:02:46
From: Jackson Briggs <manofsteel@defenders.com>
To: Liu Kang <mkchamp@defenders.com>
Nightwolf Lodestar <indiansrock@defenders.com>
Subject: What the. . .
Were either of you two in the kitchen? I walked in there earlier and this. . . stuff plopped onto my shoulder. Incredibly gross, I’m telling you. And since you two are the only walking disasters of chefs in the base, I have to assume one of you two had something to do with it. And boy, is Stryker gonna have an apoplectic fit when he finds out what you did.
Jax
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 08:19:12
From: Liu Kang <mkchamp@defenders.com>
To: Jackson Briggs <manofsteel@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:What the. . .
Don’t tell Stryker! Whatever you do, don’t tell him! I’ll pay anything, I was just trying to bake a cake for Kitana’s birthday! Please, please PLEASE for the love of everything holy DON’T TELL HIM!
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 08:28:56
From: Jackson Briggs <manofsteel@defenders.com>
To: Liu Kang <mkchamp@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:What the. . .
Liu, you are so dead when Stryker gets a hold of you.
Why on earth didn’t you just *buy* a cake?
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 08:37:54
From: Liu Kang <mkchamp@defenders.com>
To: Jackson Briggs <manofsteel@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:What the. . .
It wouldn’t hold as much meaning then!
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 08:43:19
From: Jackson Briggs <manofsteel@defenders.com>
To: Liu Kang <mkchamp@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:What the. . .
Oh, sure. And when Stryker finds out what you did to his kitchen and murders you, I’m certain Kitana will appreciate your coffin and gravestone with it.
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 08:49:39
From: Liu Kang <mkchamp@defenders.com>
To: Jackson Briggs <manofsteel@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:What the. . .
=( It is bad, isn’t it?
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 08:52:13
From: Jackson Briggs <manofsteel@defenders.com>
To: Liu Kang <mkchamp@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:What the. . .
I wouldn’t use the word ‘bad’ to describe this, Liu. I would use ‘catastrophic’ and perhaps even ‘apocalyptic’. But most definitely not the word ‘bad’. It just doesn’t convey the weight of how screwed you are when Stryker gets up.
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 09:17:23
From: Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
To: Liu Kang <mkchamp@defenders.com>
Subject: LIU KANG!
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY KITCHEN?!
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 09:25:18
From: Liu Kang <mkchamp@defenders.com>
To: Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:LIU KANG!
Would it help if I said I didn’t mean to? I was just running an errand.......
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 09:28:59
From: Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
To: Liu Kang <mkchamp@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:LIU KANG!
>Would it help if I said I didn’t mean to?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>I was just running an errand.......
WHAT KIND OF ERRAND INVOLVES DESTROYING MY KITCHEN????!!!!!!!
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 09:34:36
From: Liu Kang <mkchamp@defenders.com>
To: Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:LIU KANG!
I didn't destroy the kitchen............It was just an errand of........the baking kind.......
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 09:37:49
From: Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
To: Liu Kang <mkchamp@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:LIU KANG!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE BAKING KIND?! YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO BAKE IN MY KITCHEN!
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 09:40:52
From: Liu Kang <mkchamp@defenders.com>
To: Nightwolf Lodestar <indiansrock@defenders.com>
Subject: warning
We might want to avoid Stryker for a little while. He found out and. . . he’s not happy.
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 09:45:08
From: Nightwolf Lodestar <indiansrock@defenders.com>
To: Liu Kang <mkchamp@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:warning
I figured as much. The yelling sort of gave it away.
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 09:46:47
From: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
To: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: can you be any more childish?
So Sonya stole your ice cream, Stryker.
And Stryker robbed your stereo, Sonya.
Is that what this is all about?
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 10:07:14
From: Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
To: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:can you be any more childish?
I only took her stereo because she broke mine!
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 10:09:15
From: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
To: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:can you be any more childish?
That and he disabled my Playstation!
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 10:16:30
From: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
To: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: Oh, brother. . . .
This is the most ridiculous argument up to date for you two. All this fuss over a broken stereo and a Playstation?
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 10:23:54
From: Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
To: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:Oh, brother. . . .
She deleted all my GameBoy files first!
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 10:25:04
From: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
To: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:Oh, brother. . . .
If he brings up the stupid point about his GameBoy, you should know that he spilled my Pepsi before I did that.
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 10:42:31
From: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
To: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: Trying to stay calm, here
I’m ready to send you guys to Shao Kahn and have him pound some common sense into you.
Stryker, aren’t you a little old to be playing on a GameBoy?
And Sonya, have you not heard the phrase, “no use crying over spilt milk?” Get over the Pepsi, for crying out loud.
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 10:57:13
From: Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
To: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:Trying to stay calm, here
SHE TRIED TO USE THE PEPSI AS AN EXCUSE?! No, that is just not right. She spat, SPAT, in my Coke!
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 11:09:51
From: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
To: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:Trying to stay calm, here
He made fun of my clothes! *sniffle*
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 13:16:46
From: Kit Anna <kickassprincess@defenders.com>
To: John Doe <aussieruleroftheworld@psychos.com>
Subject: Strange lunch today
Today was a very strange and tense lunch. We had all our favorites, yet no one seemed to enjoy it, especially K.S. He kept glaring at L.K. and muttering something about ‘not allowed to bake’. I couldn’t understand it.
And S.B. was even surlier today. She was very angry towards K.S. and I have the sneaking suspicion she was trying to kick him under the table. Instead, she kept kicking S.Z. and making *him* madder.
J.B. and NW today were the only ones who appeared at ease. Of course, that changed when we discovered our stash of ice cream low. It was incredibly saddening. Ray apparently forgot to pick some up.
Are your friends this strange at mealtimes?
Kit
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 14:15:16
From: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
To: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: Now I have a migraine. . .
Let’s see if I can figure this out:
Stryker is mad at Sonya because she stole his ice cream, but Sonya only did it because he robbed her stereo, but he only did *that* because she broke *his*, and she broke the stereo because he disabled her Playstation, and he did that because she deleted his GameBoy games, and she did that because he spilled her Pepsi, and he spilled her Pepsi because she spat in his Coke, and she spat in his Coke because he *made fun of her clothes*?????
Is there *anything* else that I might have missed? (Note the sarcasm)
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 14:27:18
From: Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
To: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:Now I have a migraine. . .
GRR.
And let’s just add another GRR to that simply because I’m in a bad mood.
My actions against her does not even come *close* to outdoing her actions against me.
She TOOK my clothes, for Pete’s sake!
P.S. And Ray, just in case it missed your oh-so-keen-eyes, THAT is the ‘it’ we were referring to earlier (Note *my* sarcasm)
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 14:38:17
From: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
To: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: (no subject)
You took his clothes?!
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 14:49:46
From: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
To: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:(no subject)
Just his boxers!
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 14:53:58
From: Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
To: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:(no subject)
They’re my favorite ones! So I want them back!
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 14:58:13
From: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
To: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:(no subject)
But they’re comfy!
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 15:03:59
From: Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
To: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:(no subject)
THAT’S *WHY* THEY’RE MY FAVORITE!
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 15:10:43
From: Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
To: Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: O_O
I am getting out of this. Right now. I don’t want to know anymore about this, and by the Eldest don’t tell me how this is resolved. I would prefer to completely and utterly repress this entire nightmare.
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 16:32:49
From: Seb Zeron <strawberryicepopsicle@defenders.com>
To: Kit Anna <kickassprincess@defenders.com>
Sonya Blade <worldclasschoco@defenders.com>
Jackson Briggs <manofsteel@defenders.com>
Ray Den <dacoolesthat@defenders.com>
Liu Kang <mkchamp@defenders.com>
Nightwolf Lodestar <indiansrock@defenders.com>
Kurtis Stryker <ny_captain@defenders.com>
Subject: Question
Who owns really, really, REALLY comfy black boxers? Because they aren’t mine, and while I would be quite happy to own them indefinitely my sense of honor dictates that I must make a concerted effort to trace the owner (perhaps I should transfer to Scorpion’s clan; they certainly don’t hold such principles in high regard).
So, if no one comes to claim the boxers in ten seconds by the time I send this e-mail out, I will decide that no one wants them back and keep them for myself.
And by the bye, Liu, you really ought to have just bought a cake instead of trying to make one. Much less hassle, and that way you avoid the anally-retentive mother-hen cop, A.K.A. Stryker, when you do eventually blow up the cake in the oven.
And Sonya, I don’t know who exactly you were trying to hit, but my shin is not a person. Expect itching powder in your undergarments when you next pick up your laundry.
S-Zero
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Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2003 20:12:04
From: John Doe <aussieruleroftheworld@psychos.com>
To: Kit Anna <kickassprincess@defenders.com>
Subject: Re:Strange lunch today
Eh, most my friends ain’t people I’d eat my meals with, so I wouldn’t know.
My next e-mail might not be for a while yet, I’m on the move again. I gotta keep ahead of a certain blonde chick who’d love to wrap her fingers around me.
You wouldn’t happen to know of any safe havens I could go to? Preferably one with plenty of babes in bikinis and lots of sandy beaches?
Ah. Gotta go. There’s a break-out happening right now. Wouldn’t want to miss my chance at ditching Uncle Sammy’s watchful eye.
Later, babe.
K
A/N: Keep in mind, Kitana doesn't know that "aussieruleroftheworld" is Kano (and if you hadn't figured that out, now you know!); otherwise, she'd probably let Sonya know right away so that she can go and kick his butt.